Funny jokes. Little Billy came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in, and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his dad came home, Billy said, 'Dad, our rooster's dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?' His father, thinking quickly,
Funny jokes. Young man with his pants hanging half off his butt, two gold front teeth, and a half-inch thick gold chain. Walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, 'Hi, you know, I just hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system. Getting some
Today's Joke 😂 Peter goes to the pharmacy and says, 'Hi, can I get some protection? I'm going to my girlfriend's house for dinner and I think tonight I might get lucky.' The pharmacist gives him one. Peter stops at the door, comes back and says, 'Better give me another one. Her sister is charming. She always sits in a, let's say, interesting way wh
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